So my boss/cohort got laid off yesterday. Pretty swift exit, too. No email, just a quick “See Ya!” to everyone. We’ll be keeping in touch of course, to further our plans of complete world domination.

I’d like to believe that if he had sent a farewell email, it would read:
“Farewell to thee, I’ll pass thru your world with ease, like wind blowing thru the leaves.”, followed by some kool ascii art of a robot destroying something.