So a bunch of new mac products were announced today:

iPod shuffle - great if you want your device to control you, a la skynet.
http://www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/

iWork - nice try, but I predict Office:mac will reign supreme
http://www.apple.com/iwork/

Mac mini - looks cool, but where are the parallel and serial ports? Fooey!
http://www.apple.com/macmini/

iPhoto5 - hey! it imports movies from your camera now, too…just like windows has since FOREVER.
http://www.apple.com/ilife/iphoto/

P.S. - I secretly lust for the Mac mini.