Sep
09
Destroyed By Vader Nano
Posted by Carson
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OH BROTHER…nothing like jonesing for goodies and getting SKOOLED. Every Apple store in the Bay Area is sold out of black 4GB iPod nano’s…and I mean E_V_E_R_Y store. Both S.F. stores, San Jose, Santa Clara, both Palo Alto stores, the Burlingame store, and even the damned Walnuts Creek store-I called them ALL. “The white one is cooler”, claim the apple store chumps, to which I promptly proclaim, “FOOEY”!
Curse you, Mr. Jobs, for not making enough black 4gb nano’s! I’ll show you, I’ll….I’ll….I’ll….GRRRRRRRRR!
UPDATE (09.27): HAHA! Those chumps who bum-rushed the apple stores and got all the first-run nano’s are crying like little girls ’cause their nanos suck….BRESSSSSSSSSS! SUCKERS!
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September 9th, 2005 at 4:41 pm
SUCKER, when I was walking down in Palo Alto on University AVE (right by the god damn Apple store) I saw 3 chumps eating at the Greek resturant that I was at, drooling over their BLACK (yes I did say BLACK) IPUD nano. SUX to be a CHUMP at work in the EASTBAY miles away from the JUNKASS apple BLACK JACK SHALACK nano’s. YUP YUP YUP
September 9th, 2005 at 5:19 pm
OF COURSE THEY WERE BLACK…and 2GB you chumpenstein. All the stores have the loser 2GB BLACK versions…but the fatty 4GB are all gone. Nice try, douchebag.