Knoblog got the inside scoop on the newest operating system from those cantankerous coders in Redmond. Windows 2005 includes all the latest hype, including:
-IPv8, the next generation in internet communication
-Integrated VoIP (pronounced “voheep”)
-Gator and Bonzibuddy pre-installed
-Fully Hoovercode compatible
-New ultrabloat technology utilizes larger drives
-”Promiscuous mode” relinquishes all your private data
-Banzay Approved!

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